just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
3pm strippers are depressing
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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