Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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