Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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