He is such a slut. More and more my type.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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