to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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