He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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