i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
