Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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