It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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