just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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