Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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