Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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