I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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