if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Acid is not a monday night drug
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Randomize
