so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
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