You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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