question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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