ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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