how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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