she was so not down for the gang bang
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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