I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
is that a dick in a sweater?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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