she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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