hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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