I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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