i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
How's work?
Spinning.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
