is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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