he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
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