What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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