i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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