turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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