We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I touched a dick in church today
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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