Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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