We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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