You really coming over, don't trick.
i just google imaged poop.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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