That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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