I'm so fucking centered right now
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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