turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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