just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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