spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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