:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Randomize
