I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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