are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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