Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
His hands were made for my vagina.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
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