did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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