Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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