Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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