I looked at my own cervix.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
Randomize
