Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
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