I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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