He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
sex in a hospital.. check
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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