You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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