they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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