thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I'd cum for enchiladas.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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