Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I need a beard to bite.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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